Blister’s Quotes

Dragons of a New Age

The Dawning of a New Age

“‘See this spoon?’ the smaller boasted. ‘It’s just like the one Tasslehoff had, the one he used to chase away the undead. It’s a magical spoon of undead turning.'”(96)

((Raph to Blister meeting in front of Tas’s tomb))

“‘That’s a fine spoon. And quite valuable I suspect.’ the taller replied… ‘I wish I had one just like it.'”

‘Now you do!’ he exclaimed, as he thrust the spoon towards her. ‘Consider it an early birthday present. Or a late one. Happy birthday, Blister!'”(96)

((More Raph and Blister))

“‘How old are you, anyway?’ the small one asked as he fussed over a daisy.

‘Old enough.’

‘Older than me?’

‘By quite a lot.’

‘Thought so. You’ve got as much gray hair as you do blond.’


‘You’re welcome.'(97)

((Raph and Blister again))

“‘You’re pouting,’ she observed.

‘I never pout,’ he said, his lower lip protruding noticeably.”(98)

((Blister and Raph))

“‘Maybe you better rest,’ Blister suggested. ‘I think you have a fever.’

‘Here’s a spoon of wellness!’ Raph exclaimed as he reached into his pouch and pulled out a tarnished silver soupspoon.” (101)

“‘Caught it myself,’ Raph interjected. ‘With my spoon of rabbit grabbing!’

‘And your snare,’ Blister added quietly.” (106)

“‘Look at me everybody! Look at me!’ Raph’s high pitched voice ended Blister’s lesson.

Raph was standing at the top of a pyramid of water barrels.

‘This is fun!’ he hollered.

‘Raph! Get down from there. That’s dangerous!’ Blister scolded.

‘You’re always so worried, Blister. Always too careful. You never have any fun. Look at this.’ Raph tucked his right arm in toward his chest and was standing on one hand now. ‘I could be in a circus.’

‘You could be in the sea, which is where I’ll toss you if you don’t get off our water barrels!’ Rig cursed.

‘Don’t worry. I’ve got perfect balance!’ the kender bragged.

‘Balance yourself off those barrels!’ Rig commanded.

‘Wonder what this rope is for?’

‘It ties the barrels together. Leave it alone,’ Rig spat.

Raph maneuvered back to his feet and brought his hands down to the rope and tugged. A smile stretched wide across his cherubic face.

‘No!’ Blister screamed.

((The barrels crush Raph)) ‘He’s dead,’ Rig announced.

‘Dead?’ Blister picked her way through the broken barrels and slumped beside Raph’s body.

‘I came along to keep him out of trouble,’ she whispered.

‘I told him I’d take care of him,’ she whispered.” (146-148)

The Eve of the Maelstrom

“‘If I were you,’ the kender continued, ‘I’d listen to Fiona. She’s awfully good with that sword. And I’m getting pretty good at playing with fire.'”(212)

((Woohoo!!! Blister the pyro!))

Last modified on October 24, 2009